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Brian's avatar

I feel when people ask me why on things like this, I fall back on something from Calvin and Hobbes where Calvin said, "I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul."

Remy's avatar

Congrats on Lydia Tar the Vacuum Ostertag-Stevenson! You'll be a great parent!

Zac's avatar

I have not laughed at anything this hard in weeks. Thank you very much for this.

Elliot's avatar

Is that a Miele vacuum cleaner? I got a used Miele canister vac recently and after a quick visit to a vacuum repair place (it was clogged up some) it is so amazing. So much quieter which is great for my sensory issues and also so powerful and easy to move around. My mom is jealous 🤣.

Lark's avatar

last time i went vacuum shopping i lusted after the Miele but went with a corded shark due to cost and small apartment reasons. SOMEDAY

max's avatar

I got a Miele vacuum a few years ago and it's soooo nice. Now I feel bad for not finding its name

Benji's avatar

Vacuuum Sweeep haha I bought a Shark when my tax return came and everyday I am so grateful for this little guy I hired he’s doing such a great job! It feels like adoption tho. I named him Gr8 SharkyShark after the titular character of Suzanne Tate’s work lol. Sometimes he’s like a cat the way he gets under your feet. You just have to listen for him

jaws theme intensifies as he comes around the corner

Congrats on welcoming Lydia Tár the Vacuum Ostertag-Stevenson to the house! ITS GONNA BE SO CLEAN

Nina Osegueda's avatar

Okay but the ending to that movie was hilarious.

Goyavoyage's avatar

Hahaha congrats on the baby, hope she'll grow in her own vacuum way <3

elliott w's avatar

yooo i didnt like tár either

River's avatar

I hear everyone hates Tar-

Congrats on the beautiful baby! <3

DK's avatar

This is so cute (and relatable)!

Britt Monday's avatar

Congrats on your new daughter!

blatanville's avatar

I'd say that Lydia Tár the Vacuum looks exactly like our vacuum...