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nvb's avatar

This was hysterical, but also brought to my attention that once I get top surgery, I can lie fully on my stomach. THE DREAM

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Myq Kaplan's avatar

nate!

this is delightful. thank you as always for sharing!

very fun moments i appreciate (amidst them all):

"FORGOT ABOUT STRAIGHT PPL" <-- what a gift to even be able to joke about such forgetting!

"GAY PRIVILEGE" <-- at my college, there was a policy where people could only have overnight guests of the same gender, meaning they were so sex-negative that they became queer friendly!

"men's world" magazine! <-- so funny

thank you for sharing this romance humor!

you are great

love,

myq

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Eli's avatar

The way I *felt* this. Forgetting about cishets is so real😂

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Mad About It's avatar

Also lmfao to the professional gender guards

And yes vacationing lez is exactly as fantastic as the movie carol makes it seem

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Nina's avatar

I have never had a massage anywhere with a public lounge? Shower? I can see why you’d separate people to shower, since a massage therapist friend of mine is always talking about how couples get way too frisky if they leave them alone before the massage (also people don’t shower), but going into public facilities seems counter to the whole relaxation goal.

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angelEQ's avatar

Jesus. This terror story is worse than your house ghosts could ever hope to be.

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August's avatar

the pee paranoia is TOO REAL

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Lex's avatar

ack, straight ppl, so easy to forget about! (we're birthday twins) I got to hang out with genderless people on my birthday and coming back to the "real world" was so much lol

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simi's avatar

i always wonder about this in public restrooms :'D

hope you could also relax a bit!

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Anna's avatar

Oh man, this is incredibly stressful to read <3

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James Fite's avatar

I've worked in a decent amount of spas (I prefer chiropractic offices) and always hated it, but I never realized how heteronormative they were until this comic. So sorry you had to go through that!!

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Ember Sparkheart (they/them)'s avatar

I forgot abt straight ppl is such a mood

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elliott w's avatar

the worrying about the sound of your pee is SO REAL that is always me

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Sasha Pokhvalin's avatar

Love it!

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Medha Murtagh's avatar

Stunning, as always. I've only just started communicating visually in cartoon form, and what you do is hugely inspiring. Thank you.

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Diego's avatar

Omg. sending my sympathies.

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