OMG I just moved into my house on Thursday and canNOT walk past the basement at night EVEN WITH the door closed. My whole body just screams no in an unnatural way
No way in hell am I signing all those damned papers again tho so hello basement people
I chiseled off the “Protected by Pinkerton’s National Detective Agency” sticker in the basement and the improvement is immeasurable. Coincidence? I think not...
That last bit with Molly reminded me about a few years back my roommate was passing my bedroom door at like three in the morning in the pitch dark and apparently I just started screaming at the top of my lungs for a minute or two (I was asleep, I only remember like the last few seconds of the screaming) freaking her out and waking my wife up. When they got me awake and to stop screaming, I was still really sleep and I vaguely remember looking around, saying sorry, and then promptly fell back asleep. The wife and roommate however were up for the day because it's hard to sleep when your blood is pure adrenaline.
OMG I just moved into my house on Thursday and canNOT walk past the basement at night EVEN WITH the door closed. My whole body just screams no in an unnatural way
No way in hell am I signing all those damned papers again tho so hello basement people
I chiseled off the “Protected by Pinkerton’s National Detective Agency” sticker in the basement and the improvement is immeasurable. Coincidence? I think not...
That last bit with Molly reminded me about a few years back my roommate was passing my bedroom door at like three in the morning in the pitch dark and apparently I just started screaming at the top of my lungs for a minute or two (I was asleep, I only remember like the last few seconds of the screaming) freaking her out and waking my wife up. When they got me awake and to stop screaming, I was still really sleep and I vaguely remember looking around, saying sorry, and then promptly fell back asleep. The wife and roommate however were up for the day because it's hard to sleep when your blood is pure adrenaline.
tfw u r hainted by spooky ghosks
You either die a hero....
Have you watched Jacob Geller's video on haunted houses? Not houses haunted by spirits or demons; haunted as in the house itself is the horror.
And I guess that's not the kind of dream with two Mollies you wanted, heh.
actual demon slime!
love this all!
real fun!
You captured the 180 degree in perspective perfectly. It's YOUR haunted house now, the demons can't kick you out until they start paying rent
HAHAHAHA this is funny. It also sums up why we should never watch horror movies
HAHAHAHA this is funny. It also sums up why we should never watch horror movies
Oooooo somebody get Ryan Murphy on the phone