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Jo's avatar

If Channing Tatum was a processed preserved pork meat he’d be canned Spamming Tatum

Goyavoyage's avatar

If Channing Tatum was moving rapidly to circulate the air he'd be Fanning Tatum?

lisa's avatar

A friend's dad once watched the entirety of The Vow on a flight before the guy sitting next to him leaned over and asked if he liked it. Dad said "yeah, it was okay." The guy was Channing Tatum.

Molly Harris's avatar

If Channing Tatum was a weird-tasting pudding he'd be Flanning Tatum.

If a doctor was trying to get some diagnostic images for Channing, he'd be Scanning Tatum.

Channing Tatum's vehicle is Vanning Tatum.

If Channing Tatum got fabulous secret powers, he'd be He-Manning Tatum.

Ollie's avatar

Molly truly must have been riding high on euphoria after making the absolute best pun you can ever make lol Himbo wife!!!

angelEQ's avatar

Absolutely everything about this is amazing, not least of all that delighted eavesdropping passenger

Sara_Belcher's avatar

If Channing Tatum went searching for gold he'd be Panning Tatum!

Seriously, I didn't realize I needed these puns in my life! Thank you for sharing, Nate! Glad you and Molly enjoyed the party! (I need a friends group like yours!)

Myq Kaplan's avatar

dear ND,

TATUM! TATUM! TATUM! (chanting tatum)

thank you for this delightfully enchanting tatum content!

never banning tatum,

myq

Fox's avatar

When I was a kid, my family would do the same thing around the dinner table with the Neil Diamond song "September Morn." "What did Neil Diamond say when he went to Iowa? September Corn." "What did Neil Diamond say when he shaved his head? September Shorn." "And when did he say when he regretted it later? September Forlorn." And so on. And on and on and on.

O.K. Stevens's avatar

If Channing Tatum drew comics head be Paneling Tatum

SEHM's avatar

If Channing Tatum was on The Great British Bake Off making custard tarts he would be FLANNING Tatum.

Goyavoyage's avatar

If someone scribbled Channing's portrait in ink on you you'd have a Channing Tattoo.

Jay (he/him)'s avatar

If Channing Tatum were a root vegetable he’d be Channing Tater.

Max's avatar

If Channing Tatum hit you with a water gun he’d be Channing Sprayed em’

Enoshade's avatar

If channing Tatum was an obsessive fan of an internet celebrity, he'd be Stanning Tatum