If Channing Tatum was a processed preserved pork meat he’d be canned Spamming Tatum
If Channing Tatum was moving rapidly to circulate the air he'd be Fanning Tatum?
A friend's dad once watched the entirety of The Vow on a flight before the guy sitting next to him leaned over and asked if he liked it. Dad said "yeah, it was okay." The guy was Channing Tatum.
If Channing Tatum was a weird-tasting pudding he'd be Flanning Tatum.
If a doctor was trying to get some diagnostic images for Channing, he'd be Scanning Tatum.
Channing Tatum's vehicle is Vanning Tatum.
If Channing Tatum got fabulous secret powers, he'd be He-Manning Tatum.
Molly truly must have been riding high on euphoria after making the absolute best pun you can ever make lol Himbo wife!!!
Absolutely everything about this is amazing, not least of all that delighted eavesdropping passenger
If Channing Tatum went searching for gold he'd be Panning Tatum!
Seriously, I didn't realize I needed these puns in my life! Thank you for sharing, Nate! Glad you and Molly enjoyed the party! (I need a friends group like yours!)
TATUM! TATUM! TATUM! (chanting tatum)
thank you for this delightfully enchanting tatum content!
never banning tatum,
When I was a kid, my family would do the same thing around the dinner table with the Neil Diamond song "September Morn." "What did Neil Diamond say when he went to Iowa? September Corn." "What did Neil Diamond say when he shaved his head? September Shorn." "And when did he say when he regretted it later? September Forlorn." And so on. And on and on and on.
If Channing Tatum drew comics head be Paneling Tatum
May we all be blessed with the wordplay-genius Himbo Wife of our dreams, truly
If someone scribbled Channing's portrait in ink on you you'd have a Channing Tattoo.
If Channing Tatum was on The Great British Bake Off making custard tarts he would be FLANNING Tatum.
If Channing Tatum were a root vegetable he’d be Channing Tater.
If Channing Tatum hit you with a water gun he’d be Channing Sprayed em’
If channing Tatum was an obsessive fan of an internet celebrity, he'd be Stanning Tatum