Did a bunch of edibles once and like forgot how my marching band pants worked. I had eaten a bunch of pizza with my friends so I dead ass thought I gained a bunch of weight and didn’t fit in them anymore. I was so confused, examining it carefully, looking it over for like 15 minutes before finally just shoving myself in like a sausage because I was going to be late. I’m at the football game coming down when I remembered theres a big-ass zipper down the front like hello???
tidbit for the day: abe lincoln was gay. he had the best meet-cute ever: he didn’t have enough money to buy a bed so the bed seller was like ‘you can share mine’ and then boom they fell in love.
Did a bunch of edibles once and like forgot how my marching band pants worked. I had eaten a bunch of pizza with my friends so I dead ass thought I gained a bunch of weight and didn’t fit in them anymore. I was so confused, examining it carefully, looking it over for like 15 minutes before finally just shoving myself in like a sausage because I was going to be late. I’m at the football game coming down when I remembered theres a big-ass zipper down the front like hello???
tidbit for the day: abe lincoln was gay. he had the best meet-cute ever: he didn’t have enough money to buy a bed so the bed seller was like ‘you can share mine’ and then boom they fell in love.