BONUS: the appalling state of my notes app

I showed Molly my disaster of a Notes app yesterday and she yelled “NATE” and “WHY” which is fair. Most of them were written down while on exactly 5mg of weed gummies, convinced I was the most brilliant person to ever live, and then promptly forgotten…until now.

Let’s start out with an easy category, “Things I would have definitely tweeted if it was sti…